The holiday season is a time of love and laughter. Family and frivolity. And when you come from a close-knit extended family with few boundaries, this holiday shit can also get real weird, real fast. In that vein, this is a story about how I showed all of my aunts a dick pic while we were baking Christmas cookies. "Have you ever gotten a dick pic?" My aunt whispered the … [Read more...]

I've always been a reader. To this day, I prefer reading a book to perhaps almost any other activity. I prefer reading books to going to parties and bars. And I prefer books to interacting with most people. My perfect day includes at least six hours sitting on my couch with a book (or two) with my puppy and my cat cuddled around me. My mother never denied me a book. I never … [Read more...]